Amy – Angels massages

After the disgust from the advertisement of "Asian Miss Asana", I wanted to work up an appetite for real silicones and the only place in Prague with a large selection in that direction is Angels. In all these years I've only been there once and it wasn't as bad as most of the reviews describe, so I chose Amy, who according to the photos should have super firm, very artificial sixes on a petite slim figure, which I really like.

The reservation system has changed a lot, everything is via an AI chatbot, a link to a temporary page with reservation management, it looks good. Although the website says that you write directly to the masseuse, when asked directly, the AI ​​admits that it is an AI chatbot and only moderates and forwards messages. It doesn't matter, it was clear from the reaction time (instantaneous) and the stylization of the answers anyway 🙂 So the next day I go to the place, but in the tunnel some less capable individual was making a beaver of parking, so I gradually get a delay of about 4, 6, 8 minutes before I make it through the one-lane queue. The whole time I communicate with the salon via the AI ​​chat page, I am repeatedly assured that such a small delay is no problem, that I should not stress and get there as soon as possible, and that the length of the massage remains unchanged, and that Amy has read all my messages. Okay, I think to myself, it's my last day, it makes sense, of course I'm happy and mentally give positive points.

However, when I start getting bombarded with text messages while I'm parking, I get a little unsure. After all, we wrote everything down in the chat and I actually get a ring at the entrance almost exactly 8 minutes after.

My uncertainty soon turns into disappointment when Amy tells me in the room that she has just read the conversation with the AI ​​chat, and that unfortunately the massage will be shortened.

I'm staying on top of things, the late arrival is my fault, and even if they wrote me something else, I can somehow handle the -10 minutes. The (and original) Alina at Candy managed to make even a half-hour massage such an experience that it felt like an hour. So 10 minutes minus is no tragedy, I smile, what can I do, and go to the shower.

Alone, because the shared shower is only available in the more expensive types of massages at Angels and I have booked "only" B2B. Amy leaves in the meantime and returns a few minutes after I'm done with my (not exactly short) shower. Then I wait another while she goes to get water again (they still don't have anything else at Angels, which I generally take as a sign of the salon's lack of interest in the comfort of its clients, not everyone drinks water and one soft drink in that hourly price would certainly be too much for even the cheapest salons, which Angels doesn't belong to, by the way). So I'm counting on it being a 40-minute massage at most and I'm looking forward to seeing Amy in her entirety, because she has a very pretty face, a small face of a more innocent type, big eyes with a definitely not stupid look, visibly enlarged lips, a nice smile.

Amy then finally takes off the bathrobe that had been hiding everything until then, and no matter how much I resist it, I'm in for a slight disappointment. Although the salon is suffocating in the text directly below the photos that they are not edited and "We do not use fundamental body modifications or AI to change reality so that the masseuse remains as you meet her" (end of quote), unfortunately this is not true. Amy simply does not have breasts like the ones in the photos. That means firmly holding round silicones pointing straight forward. They are probably sixes, but the (large) nipples are more in the lower half and the shape of the breasts is also more downward than forward. And on top of that, their volume and proportion to the figure are increased, quite noticeably. I'm not saying that they are not pretty breasts, but definitely not as much as in the photos, which simply do not match more than a little. The others in the photos agree, she is a petite, beautifully slim girl. And because Amy seems like a nice girl, I go ahead and lie down on my stomach on the futon.

Amy turns off the light and there is almost no light left, I guess they have a problem with that, because before I can ask, she immediately says on her own that when I look around, I'll see clearly that it's just the transition from the light.

Right from the start, Amy asks me what kind of massage we're going to have. I say B2B, which I had booked. She offers me a mutual massage quite intensely, saying it's much better, that it's not as much of a hassle as B2B (I quote). I answer, a little surprised, that B2B can also be a good massage, that it depends on how well someone does it. She says yes, but that mutual is simply better. I answer with a laugh that it's a lot more expensive, and what's the big deal about that. And all I learn is that I can also massage a masseuse. I can hardly stop laughing (should I pay for someone to massage me instead of relaxing and resting? :-), but I maintain decorum and patiently explain that when it's my first time with a masseuse, I only give B2B or Mix and for an extra fee, I'll give you kissing if the masseuse offers it, but that Angels doesn't offer it at all, so please let's stick to B2B. Amy agrees and starts. I ask again about the light, but the room is really almost completely dark and since (understandably) there's no peeking, I find out the options. There are none, only the full lighting, and Amy doesn't want that yet, so we continue with the horror (non)lighting.

The part on the stomach is not bad at all, she uses her breasts a lot, she slides mainly from the sides, quite intensively, interspersing it with a fairly normal (functional) massage of her legs and back. We talk a lot about where she commutes from (you can guess it well from her appearance, Czech), what her motivation is for breast augmentation (apparently there are at least two, more likely three operations), I learn that she is nine hundred and something ml and wants to go to 1600, but that it is no longer possible in the Czech Republic, supposedly next year in the USA, and so on, a pleasant chat. But we have a shortened time, so after about 15 minutes I ask her if I can turn around. She said that she was just about to tell me anyway, so I am glad for the agreement and I am looking forward to the main part, where I will finally enjoy an erotic massage and a masseuse.

Well, I won't. The rest of the massage Amy kneels to my right and just mechanically pushes and pushes. I can reach her breasts and ass for some rather uncomfortable caress, but that's it. Her legs are close to mine the whole time, I can't even see her bottom (I probably wouldn't see anything in the dark anyway, even if she was doing some B2B gymnastics in the style of Candy or Grand). After a while I try to say that I haven't actually caressed her "treasures" yet and lean towards her while sitting, but I immediately get the message that breasts are not allowed to be kissed. A little disappointed, I answer that I'm quite surprised about B2B, but that's fine, and I lie down on my back again and it continues. After some time, I ask resignedly if there will be no more B2B in the supine position, to which Amy replies that we don't have much time left, she slides down my side about 5 times and then goes to finish it again kneeling next to me, to which she also tells me that we have about 2-3 minutes left. So I honestly see that under the circumstances there is no point in trying any further. Amy replies that she is sorry and I go to the shower, I don't have the heart to tell her that with such a B2B massage I might not even cum in two hours.

So Amy was ultimately right in the introduction – B2B is really nothing to her, unfortunately.

I'm not happy with the rating, I had a pleasant time with Amy, but don't be angry, girl, the massage was bad, it's just not possible. It's quite possible that it's a standard within the given salon, which has everything set up as "get as much money as possible for as little as possible", but I can't even give an average, because if Veronika from the same salon once received a smiley face from me, then there was no difference of one class between this and her massage. And the shortening of the massage in contradiction to the information of the AI ​​operator and the edited breasts in the photos don't help either. I simply can't give anything other than a negative rating.

B2B

2200 CZK
 (bad, loser)

Amy – Angels Massage