Through the eyes of a masseuse

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Hello gentlemen… 😊 I'm interested in one thing. What attracts you the most about a masseuse? What awakens the right chemistry in you and what do you look forward to from the very first moment? And what, on the contrary, can ruin the whole experience for you?

There is always room for improvement, so I am really interested in your opinion. And now the most important question… Do you prefer gentle, cuddly and smiling masseuses, or do you enjoy those slightly cheeky monsters who can play with your head? 😉🔥

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August 7, 2026 11:39 p.m

1/ A sincere desire to provide the most erotic experience possible and to enjoy it, not just "serve"
2/ Valuable extras (fr. libani, pussycat)
3/ He is holding a grudge, but it follows from point (1) that... 🙂

August 7, 2026 12:09 p.m
Reply to  Claudia33

The most important thing is not, that's why there are only 2.

But most importantly, you asked "What will awaken the right chemistry in you and what are you looking forward to from the very first moment?" - so the two extras mentioned play a significant role in this. Among other things, because by doing so, the masseuse already shows her taste and wants to "get closer", if you understand. And from this, the "looking forward" you mentioned can then result. I only answered your question as it was asked 🙂

August 7, 2026 15:16 p.m
Reply to  Claudia33

This feeling is quite understandable - in a situation where the person in question knows in advance that you are only offering it to someone, or "based on sympathy", as they say. Because by refusing it, you are simply telling them that you don't like something fundamental about them, so they feel hurt and humiliated. It is also completely understandable and okay that you have your objective reasons for this, but don't be surprised that it can upset a weaker individual.

I personally don't mind it, for several reasons. First, because there is usually a noticeable age difference between me and the masseuse and I understand that she may not want to kiss someone who could almost be her father. Although I must say that in those 15+ years, it has happened to me very rarely that I have been rejected, with very few exceptions. It's possible that it's because I don't ask for it in advance, but I wait to see if the masseuse offers it to me. Or if she asks if I want any extras, I ask what they have on offer and wait to see if there will be a kiss or not (which gives her the opportunity to resolve it elegantly). The only exception has always been situations where I have kissed the masseuse before and on some of the later repeats she said she didn't do it. But that was always in situations where there was a very long time gap (a year or more since the last meeting) and I understand that a lot can change in such a long time. She doesn't have to offer it at all, or she switched to the "only sometimes and only to someone" system, or she could have found a boyfriend in the meantime and kept kissing in the relationship, or had some bad experiences with kissing, etc. So in such situations it surprises me a bit (if I've already kissed someone, I expect it on subsequent visits), but it definitely doesn't bother me or ruin the massage. Then during the massage, the lady and I get to the bottom of why she's not doing it anymore, and most of the reasons are the ones I wrote above.

What really pleased me, and it has happened to me a few times, is when the masseuse says at the beginning of the massage that she doesn't like it (or just someone), but during the massage she starts doing it herself. On the other hand, it's a very pleasant feeling when it results from some newly formed sympathy during some conversation or "massage interaction" and they are the best French kisses you can experience at a massage 🙂

August 7, 2026 15:53 p.m
Reply to  Claudia33

Yes, I can't help but agree with that 🙂 Insistent demands and insistence are not okay and for me as a masseuse it would be a signal why not start the massage at all and end it right at the beginning. But I didn't write anywhere that the client should demand, I just answered you why I find the feeling understandable. They just feel humiliated and inadequate.

And about the fact that the client can leave the massage... do you think this won't upset the masseuse? I just recently had a very bad experience in this regard and "upset" is a really weak word for what happened there. I believe that it wouldn't be a problem for you, you seem like a balanced (and also very funny 🙂 girl) for a long time, but just like those men, some of your colleagues don't know how to accept rejection. And that's not even in a situation where it's not an equal situation (we go to you to spend money for a service and we have the right to expect some reasonable expectations in return, it's not a fifty-fifty starting line like on a date).

August 8, 2026 00:31 p.m
Reply to  Claudia33

There should be at least equal options on both sides, but in practice they often are not. The ideal situation where the masseuse/business accepts that the masseuse is not suitable and the client accepts that the masseuse can also choose, unfortunately, does not exist.

And in practice, it definitely doesn't work as one-sidedly as if only the ladies suffer the horrors of the men they have to serve, or that they always trust the client. To this day, one establishment owes me a free replacement massage for a completely fake presentation of the masseuse (and quite lousy, too), it is quite common for girls to have enhanced or outdated (for the worse) photos, to offer lesbian shows even though they are not even bi, and so on. And I'm not talking about when you make sure in advance that this or that in the offer is valid and up-to-date with reality and then find out on the spot that the lady or establishment deliberately lied to you, but I count on you not leaving once you are there.

Sometimes it occurs to me that some girls (I'm not saying you) miss the point that if they don't provide 100% reality themselves in advance, it's no wonder that not everyone is completely "unbound" by that reality on the spot and either has reservations or is just in a bad mood. But that's completely OT, outside of your question. If a masseuse is trying, she clearly enjoys her job and you can tell by the process, then of course you can easily see that she doesn't have the figure in the photos and doesn't do half of the things from the web advertisement.

Otherwise, I confused you with another ex-contributor here, "La.sla.pka", so I apologize for mistakenly giving you her "very funny" status here (meaning positively).

August 8, 2026 09:03 p.m
Reply to  A7a7

Completely agree with this post, point 1 is the most important, extra services are just a bonus.

August 8, 2026 18:37 p.m
Reply to  Juniper

I disagree that it's a bonus. If the money paid makes the woman happy, then it's just as beneficial. If the money doesn't make the sex worker happy, then he's in the wrong place from the start.

August 8, 2026 20:03 p.m
Reply to  TaWi

I thought it from the client's perspective, that it depends on the masseuse's approach and chemistry with the client, if the massage is contact, the masseuse is not afraid, sexual energy comes from her, then it can be good even without extra services. It's probably clear that money makes girls happy 😂

Lion
August 7, 2026 12:06 p.m

For me, it's her nicely shaped body without any adornments in the form of tattoos or piercings. From the first moment, I look forward to the tender mutual rapprochement, caressing while removing her underwear from her body, suitable music, candlelight and kissing her lips.
What will ruin my experience? Her question at the beginning. What are you doing here? Or.. so why are you here?
I prefer to cuddle nicely together, tenderly and with mutual respect, not just in the shower.

August 7, 2026 13:08 p.m
Reply to  Claudia33

In this context, I would like to ask you as a masseuse. When does a situation arise where cuddling with a client is not possible? Is it because it needs to be done physically? Is it because of his age? Is it because of his approach to you? Or is it more common with clients who come for a massage and haven't showered in a week or their mouths are as dry as a garlic farm?

August 7, 2026 13:30 p.m
Reply to  Claudia33

Yes, yes, that's right...it doesn't have to be about kissing, pussycat or anything else, but they still have a steady and sufficient clientele. Otherwise, as far as I'm concerned, so:
1) what attracts me the most about a girl – acting, the mystery and fantasy when you don't know the girl yet and don't know what she can/can/will do
2) Of course, I'm most looking forward to a longer meeting with a lady I've known for a long time and we have some "professional" acquaintances, as far as chemistry is concerned, so definitely a shower together
3) the thing that will ruin the experience for me the most... and I'll probably be the only one here anyway, I have to say, is the unexpected panic, the attack of my severe depression and the surge of stress
4) I like the kind of devil who can pull out his claws at the right moment and when he's finished, unloading his "cargo", he'll snuggle up and we can chat a bit, but a cuddler-sun can also be useful sometimes... it's really a lady from a lady and a massage from a massage

August 7, 2026 13:37 p.m
Reply to  Claudia33

Of course, it's perfectly legitimate not to want to do something with someone you're not comfortable with. It's always up to the masseuse if she offers any extras and it's also up to her if she's willing to do them with the person in question. I understand that and I totally get it.🙂

August 7, 2026 14:19 p.m
Reply to  Claudia33

For example, I had a massage that was absolutely not good. I wouldn't mind if it was without extra services. The whole time I was wondering if maybe I was annoying the masseuse in some way. I didn't gather the courage to ask her directly. Then towards the end of the massage I found out from the lady that she was having a really bad day and she apologized to me. I'm a really understanding person.🙂I would understand if she didn't like me or something. I'm not a handsome guy in my opinion.😀Just like I understood that the lady had a really hard day. We let it go and I didn't even write a review because that would just cause the person more trouble. I don't go for massages for a long time, but I quickly realized that if I treat the masseuse well and am understanding, I won't be a jerk. Even though I'm not a model from the posters, most masseuses didn't refuse me the extra services they offered and I had an even better experience. If they did, I would have to understand it and not make a science out of it.🙂

August 7, 2026 15:29 p.m
Reply to  Claudia33

At most salons, the girls have what extra services they do. So when I go for a massage, I know what extra service I can ask the lady for. I ask politely and as I say, I was lucky that I was never refused. If the lady doesn't have kissing on her website, I don't even ask about it, let alone try to persuade her🙂it is the right of each of you to set your own boundaries and what you will or will not do. As you write, clients will come to you anyway. A few times it happened to me that the masseuse, of course, within the rules of the massage allowed me something that is not automatic in a massage. And I am convinced that this happened precisely because of my approach. That I didn't try to persuade her to anything or try anything on my own. Sometimes maybe even because I have been with the lady a few times and she knows what I am like.🙂

August 7, 2026 17:14 p.m
Reply to  Claudia33

I don't know if I'm a dream customer, but I try to be nice to girls😊I realize that I'm getting a massage and not in some deep-seated hampez. So even if it happened that the masseuse allowed me to do something a little over the top, I always approached it decently with respect and gentleness.🙂I'm completely satisfied when the massage is of a high standard, there's a pleasant atmosphere, there's a decent amount of passion and eroticism, and at the end the masseuse might cuddle up with me or we just lie down and talk about anything.🙂That 's ideal. And during my short time going for massages, I've already found my favorites who meet all of that and I like to go back to them.

August 7, 2026 12:52 p.m

1) What attracts me most about any masseuse is her ability to give me a quality massage full of relaxation and release with a sufficient amount of eroticism to go with it. Extras are not the most important, but kissing or pussycat will make the massage more interesting and better in terms of eroticism. I like a gentle erotic introduction and a shared shower that has a charge. The masseuse's demeanor also makes a lot of difference. If she smiles and throws a mischievous look here and there. Or maybe if she naturally chats with me for a while after the massage itself. If the masseuse looks absent-minded or sometimes downright cocky and just keeps quiet at the end, that's the worst. On the contrary, I don't have much preference when it comes to appearance, body type or breast size. That's secondary to the things written above for me.🙂

2) When I go to a masseuse I've been to before and have had a good experience with, I look forward to the things I liked the last time and, above all, to seeing her again and making my day more pleasant.😊When I go to a new masseuse, I look forward to her tricks, which I read here in the reviews and are somehow typical of her. Then I just hope that I will experience them too.🙂

3) I definitely prefer gentle and cuddly masseuses, but I'm happy when they do something unexpected at some point. It doesn't have to be anything naughty like a monster, but just something that I don't expect at that moment.🙂

I don't think I'm a demanding client. I don't need a girl with a perfect figure or really firm breasts. What's important is that the masseuse puts energy into it, creates a pleasant atmosphere, massages in her own way, pleasantly and offers eroticism.👍

August 7, 2026 18:28 p.m

Hi, in my humble opinion, the most important thing is that the lady tries to understand / asks what are the interests and desires of the client at the moment and does not make any mechanical assumptions. For me it depends a lot on the current situation and the mood. Both too active and too passive might be wrong, but I, personally, don't like assertive and dominant service providers.

August 7, 2026 22:15 p.m
Reply to  Claudia33

Hi, in my humble opinion, the most important thing is for the lady to try to understand/ask what the client's current interests and wishes are, and not make any mechanical assumptions. For me, it depends a lot on the current situation and mood. Too active or too passive an approach can be bad, but I personally don't like assertive and dominant service providers.

August 8, 2026 09:41 p.m
Reply to  Claudia33

OFF: As many languages ​​you know, as many times you are a human being. On the topic, for me a personal vibe is important, I like small talks with service girls, so for me this is just a boundary condition to have one or two common languages ​​especially taking into account that my Czech became very poor. BTW, I like Check very much for its structure and convenience.

August 8, 2026 13:42 p.m
Reply to  Claudia33

If you understand the English language completely, refusing to communicate in English becomes even more foolish.

August 8, 2026 18:13 p.m
Reply to  Claudia33

Damn it, fuck! Well, you see, now I had to use a translator and not do anything about this drama. I'll find out! I assume that tourists are quite a grateful clientele. They come, they don't know what it's about, they pay and they leave a tip because it seems cheap to them. They won't write reviews. And if they happen to find these sites, they will be grateful for posts in English. It would take a little thinking pro-client. It's certainly better if the recipient has it translated than the sender, who would actually have no idea exactly what he wrote there. You can try to translate it, or completely ignore it if you don't want to, but asking foreigners to write in Czech is out of the question. When you asked what can ruin the experience, it's the inability, or rather the unwillingness, to communicate. The Czech language is much more demanding than English. I would come, but I have no idea where you do massage.

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August 8, 2026 18:20 p.m
Reply to  Sktr

Nice demonstration of CTRL+C and CTRL+V, but considering that the author wrote a few posts above that she's not very good at languages, it's a complete waste of everyone's time and I'm surprised it's worth it for you to participate.

August 8, 2026 20:14 p.m
Reply to  Claudia33

You can write it in Czech and have it translated into English, that's not a problem these days 😀 this whole discussion about foreign languages ​​somehow doesn't make sense to me

August 8, 2026 15:09 p.m
Reply to  Claudia33

Nobody is forcing you to reply in English, hell nobody is forcing you to reply even. You are just too dumb to realize that

August 8, 2026 11:03 p.m
Reply to  TaWi

She doesn't care about your humble opinion. 🤣

August 8, 2026 11:48 p.m
Reply to  jonsnow

I don't care that she doesn't

August 8, 2026 13:07 p.m
Reply to  TaWi

Then stop being humble.😏

August 8, 2026 18:46 p.m
Reply to  jonsnow

I also don't like unsolicited advice, although my opinion is still modest.

August 8, 2026 12:57 p.m
Reply to  Claudia33

Lol you must be a boomer. You have no clue that to post here you don't have to sit at one place. I can do it from the gym, I can reply while walking outside, I can reply while traveling on the train, I can even reply while drinking. Smart phones and the internet are advanced these days.

August 8, 2026 14:26 p.m
Reply to  jonsnow

Work out in the gym so you don't hit yourself with a barbell, and drink while you're drinking so you don't drown and get drunk. And if you're so great that you can have a discussion with a barbell in your hand, you can certainly click on a translator.

August 8, 2026 21:26 p.m
Reply to  Aladar

Mind your own business, as you said, just click on a translator

August 9, 2026 06:03 p.m
Reply to  TaWi

And why would I do that? With the exception of this discussion, I don't read your English gibberish at all, and I'm probably not alone. You yourself are reducing the reach of what you write when you can't behave like decent guests. I wouldn't use Czech on websites from your country either.

August 9, 2026 07:32 p.m
Reply to  Claudia33

Master Jonsnow knows everything about all businesses, has the BEST (ironic) opinion on everything, advice, and is simply a complete erotic guru 🤭😂😂😂

August 8, 2026 07:50 p.m
Reply to  Claudia33

That's right! We are in the Czech Republic on the Czech page, so you learn Czech or YOU use a translator. And besides, in a masseuse (among many other things), I am attracted to her personal attitudes, if they are in line with mine. When would you have an hour?😁

August 8, 2026 10:07 p.m
Reply to  Claudia33

Just as there are unfortunately many girls among masseuses who should be doing something else, there are also some who should be blacklisted among masseuses. And yet, so little is enough. Be polite. And how many times does a girl go beyond her limits on her own and willingly.. But definitely not the first time.😁 Reviews are certainly great and can raise the level of massages in general, but unfortunately they can be abused for revenge….

August 8, 2026 11:57 p.m
Reply to  Claudia33

I think that by refusing or not learning to communicate in three foreign languages, a therapist reduces their client base and can end up with a lot of nonsense. Such an approach prevents me from having good chemistry, I know that, and I don't even try to go so far as to arrange a session.

August 8, 2026 09:43 p.m
Reply to  Aladar

Are you a moderator here?

August 8, 2026 09:55 p.m
Reply to  TaWi

Czech please, thank you.

August 8, 2026 11:52 p.m
Reply to  Aladar

thank you, your opinion is very important to me

August 8, 2026 11:49 p.m
Reply to  TaWi

Well, he's just sucking up to the author.

August 8, 2026 11:58 p.m
Reply to  A7a7

Good to know, is it even the same person physically?

August 8, 2026 12:08 p.m
Reply to  Aladar

Aha. So the author asks a question she wants an answer to. Does a foreigner take the time to translate, read, and answer something they did in their native language and should be criticized for it? Just because someone has an "aversion" to foreign language discussions and is not willing to spend even the minimum of their time translating what they asked here? Not even from a person who gets a massage here in the Czech Republic, and therefore their answer has some value?

And anyway, it's 2026 and if someone is of an age to provide massages full-time in a salon (i.e. young) and at the same time doesn't know English well enough to translate these simple sentences, it's their shame, not the fault of the person who writes something in English here. But the main thing is the "aversion" and "beautiful Czech". Please add some more sentences about migrants and how we don't want any "foreigners" here, oh God.

PS Shouting that these are Czech sites is completely out of the question. Most of the ladies who are reviewed here do not speak Czech at all or very poorly and it is often necessary to switch to English throughout the massage if you want to exchange at least a few meaningful sentences. And these ladies also speak English at least a little, but Czech almost not at all. But still we like to go to them and no one beats them over the head that they are in the Czech Republic and should be able to learn Czech, because we know that they are trying. Just like the author of the English answer tried to answer the question asked as best as he could.

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August 8, 2026 12:26 p.m
Reply to  A7a7

So now you know Claudia 😀

August 8, 2026 13:59 p.m
Reply to  A7a7

Hey, do you know an apple from a pear? From your overly long, incredibly intelligent answer, I assume you probably don't. I was only writing here about a discussion where translation into Czech is a matter of a few clicks, not about a masseuse from abroad who will learn Czech in a few months at the earliest. So please don't put your mental feces in the mouths of others. Yes, unfortunately it's 2026 and oikophobes have multiplied here.

August 8, 2026 17:37 p.m
Reply to  Aladar

Why did you only take out the last paragraph from the whole answer? The two previous ones were the main ones, quite obviously in the context of the previous posts that were responded to. But you are responding to the least important "PS", as is clear from the very nature of the PS. Which you should know if you control your motherland at least half as much as you pretend to (you don't). And to show hatred for the homeland here in a situation where only a person refuses to behave like a fucking arrogant "patriot" is really ridiculously exaggerated. But which is what people like you, incapable of discussing things objectively and objectively, usually do.

August 9, 2026 07:05 p.m
Reply to  A7a7

You will probably be a very popular person in your area. I'm not surprised that even masseuses who are normally nice have a problem with you.😁

August 9, 2026 10:04 p.m
Reply to  Aladar

Yes, I am very popular in my circle and, to your surprise, with the masseuses too. On the other hand, you are a truly pathetic person who can't see beyond his own nose and who, when he gets the urge to argue, can only make signature attempts (he deliberately doesn't write punches, because from you it has the intensity of a toddler's dog). You never answer the question, but just spew out another outburst of your repulsive nature. The masseuses have no problems with me, on the contrary, the problem was with only one massage in X years and it is described more than enough. And unlike how you express yourself here, it is true and unoffensive, even if it could be. Better stick to what you do best (keep quiet and don't write), you fat Casanova.

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August 8, 2026 21:08 p.m
Reply to  Aladar

Once again, I apologize, but you are not in a position to tell me what to do and what not to do.

August 9, 2026 05:55 p.m
Reply to  TaWi

Well, you see how good you are at speaking Czech in the Czech Republic!😁

August 8, 2026 10:33 p.m

1. I have to like it. I know, it's a broad term. In everyday life, we don't choose partners we don't like. Unless we have 30 beers in us...😁 And if I have to pay more and more for it, then it pays off in double.
2. Personal harmony, chemistry. This is the most important thing and it falls under the concept of liking each other. If things don't work out between us, the massage is basically bad, even if the girl is a Miss Universe and a world champion in massage. Unfortunately, we don't know that in advance the first time, but at least then we know where not to go the second time or the fifth time.
3. IQ. Let it be at least three digits....😁

August 9, 2026 10:24 p.m
Reply to  Aladar

Really valuable answer. After all, all the others are looking for masseuses they don't like, who act reserved due to a lack of chemistry and when booking, they check in advance whether the person in question has at least a bachelor's degree. But what to expect from this great spirit, just read his "reviews" (which, fortunately, he hasn't been pleasing us with for a long time).

Last edited 1 month ago by a7a7
August 9, 2026 12:25 p.m
Reply to  A7a7

And you, the honest, moral, irresistible writer of the most valuable literary reviews, the smartest, the greatest lover, don't forget to number them back for me, then the two that are in process and drop a few of your revolutionary thoughts under them. I have already prepared a mental toilet for you.

August 9, 2026 12:57 p.m
Reply to  A7a7

Yes, when I go to a masseuse for the first time, I certainly know what she looks like, especially when most of her photos are doctored and a significant portion are outright fakes. God, what did she do to her soul… 😁 Oh, what can one vain narcissist with borderline personality disorder and a belief in his own perfection do with one stupid statement that Czech websites should be written in Czech… And since I suspect that you always have to have the last word, I'm stopping communicating with you, you perfect piece of shit… Goodbye😁 HOWGH

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August 8, 2026 20:27 p.m

1, I am most attracted to warm behavior and such a nice "care", which is not exaggerated + eyes. As for appearance, I personally don't care about the figure and I don't care if the masseuse is "all ribs" or has a big belly (I would probably mind if she was morbidly obese, but I haven't seen one anywhere on the menu). I love tattoos, especially those across the entire back/front (I'm probably in the minority on that, but that's because of my age - I'm the same generation as the masseuses).
2, Good chemistry is somewhat related to my first sentence, especially when there is easy laughter and joking. It's a bit harder for me (my satisfied face looks neutral, I seem to always look serious and the masseuses can't read me 😀) and when the right chemistry usually happens, it's only at the end - if it's the first visit to the masseuse.
3, I've had "only" 30-40 massages and a lot of them were bad, so I've only had 1 really bad experience, and that was when the salon operator ruined the experience rather than the masseuse. Last minute booking 20 minutes after the message and the operator "forced" to accommodate and adjust the time for me - shortened/eliminated the masseuse's break, and of course she was in no mood from the start and went about it only doing the bare essentials with an angry expression.
4, For me, the ideal combination is usually gentle/cuddly, which gradually transitions into the cheeky monster. But sometimes I'm just in the mood for gentle or vice versa for the monster, and that's where good reviews come in, where you can choose the right one for this purpose (salons could present the "massage style" better).

August 8, 2026 21:33 p.m

After several pages of discussion I have to conclude that the starter's approach topi is exactly what can ruin the whole experience. For my safety it is good to know that you are most likely not in the industry anymore.

August 9, 2026 03:35 p.m
Reply to  TaWi

So now you've really made her cry. What will she do without your visit?!?!😁

August 9, 2026 08:03 p.m
Reply to  Aladar

Became a prostitute, I guess.

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