Ket European Massage (English)
Ordering: Quick booking via telegram. Booked pussycat, it's not shown on website but you can ask operator.
Kat was on top of my to-do list since I first noticed her on the spa website. It was just that whenever she was working I was always busy. This week however couldn't meet my regulars (Emily-LG and Jenny-LeVelour appear once in a blue moon these days) so decided to meet Kat no matter what obstacles the universe throws at me. Universe definitely did her best to ruin this opportunity. I was going outside of my apartment only at night for the last few days so I forgot it was going to be the peak of the heatwave on the weekend and booked an appointment for the afternoon. As soon as I got down from the apartment, holy fuck I couldn't breathe in the heat. News about oxygen at ground level turning into ozone could be true. Second mistake was not to withdraw cash from ATM a day before. ATM near apartment went out of order so had to walk a few minutes extra. I realized that I was built to live on the north pole, not in equatorial heat. Almost died reaching there. While I was on the way, Operator texted that Kat isn't doing pussycat today. Generally I would switch but I was craving for a tall blonde so I said it's fine. I did not inquire about the reason, maybe it was bad timing or maybe she never did it on the first meeting or maybe she found a boyfriend/girlfriend. Heat was too much to think about those things anyway. Door was open so no problem getting inside. Receptionist brings water and takes money (Earlier masseuse used to take money once inside), new location = new process. Kat walks in a few seconds. Damn she is a hottie, I joked room temperature went up a few degrees because of Kat.
Appearance : Kat has top model looks. Face is very beautiful. At first I thought she was a kitty who used to work at the same spa a couple of years ago. Long blonde hair gives her the appearance of a golden barbie doll. She seems natural. No tattoos, no piercings, lips could be naturally plump. Smooth velvety skin and very soft B-cup (size 2 or 1.5) natural boobs. Height and weight are accurate too. She is more slim than attached pics and tall. Age is accurate as well, European spa kind of specializes in getting young hotties.
Action: Once inside the room she asks if I want a shared shower, to which I reply affirmatively. She goes to get oil, while I am already in the shower so as to get rid of sweat (if any). While in Shower I realize that heat has broken me cause usually "Jon Snow Jr" is standing up doing salute at the sigh of a hot naked woman. In the shower she's very playful, we wash each other especially her assets need some help in washing (according to her). Shower is fun. She speaks English (and Czech) and I am usually chatty so continue flirting after coming out of the shower. Her massage skills are decent, more than what I had expected from her delicate frame. She slides in all directions over my back. I can't stop myself from staring at a naked beauty on my back in the mirror on the left. After a while it's time to turn, Jon Snow Jr can breathe again. This time Jon Snow Jr is up and ready for the night's watch. Kat applies lots of oil, looks even hotter with shiny oiled up body. She then starts riding on top in different positions and also grabs Jon Snow Jr. First tries reverse cowgirl position and shaking up Jon Snow Jr, then girlfriend position cuddling next to me and then leaning over boobies horizontally on Jon Snow Jr, after that backhand attempt while sitting on woman in top position. Again back to girlfriend position cuddling in my arms and shaking Jon Snow Jr vigorously. Finally Jon Snow Jr yields to the blonde queen of the seven kingdoms. After wiping Jon Snow Jr we relax for a few minutes and head to the shower. I am completely dehydrated and thinking how am I going back without dying. This time I go to the subway and it's much cooler down there, also lots of oxygen.
Massage: 60 minutes body to body
Price: 2200czk
Rating:
(great, satisfaction)


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