Bangkok – Farang Paradise on Soi 4

After a week of diving in here, I present to the class my comprehensive cosmological theory of commercial fucking in the party capital of the Eastern Hemisphere. Since Pattaya was well described as the main fucking destination in Thailand by another colleague on Světáce (I don't normally go there, it's a nest of uncultured rascals, but this report is good and there's nothing to add to it), I'll limit today's novel to Bangkok.

The city is absolutely gigantic (more than 2x bigger than New York) and people from all over the world come there to party and fuck. There are three main red light districts, I went through the two nicer ones (Soi Cowboy and Nana Plaza), I skipped Patpong, it was out of hand and as far as I know, there is nothing extra there, it's more of a scumbag and there are fuckers with ping pong shows. Soi cowboy is about a hundred-meter pedestrian zone, lined on both sides with gogo bars, good people just go there to walk and stare, NaNa plaza is a mall the size of a slightly larger Lucerne, where there are three floors of whorehouses. The bar is located on Soi 4, which is full of bars, in front of which street girls perform after dark.

I've been to various GoGo bars in Soi Cowboy and Nana Plaza, I've been to Poseidon (a large, expensive brothel, half an hour from the center) and to nuru massages in Venus, but by far the best experience and the best price/performance ratio I found was with freelance girls I picked up on Soi 4 ​​from the street in front of Nana Plaza in Sukhumvit.

Go-Go bars vs. streets

The most important thing to know right off the bat: no bar or go-go club can compete with what street girls have to offer. Honestly, I was pleasantly shocked by how good the selection was on Soi 4 ​​and how great the service the street girls provided. I'm an average looking European and I don't need to haggle, so I could have been a lot, but really, a lot pickier.

There are a lot of Vietnamese girls on soi 4, some Thai girls, a few girls from post-USSR countries and in two places chocolates are accumulating on a business trip from Africa. I honestly expected that the street would be "trash" from gogo bars and girls who left the establishments due to unreliability or some wreckers who go cheap with Indama or something and that I definitely wouldn't pick one on the street by mistake.

The opposite was true, the street offer was on average better than in most of the places I went. For example, I left the famous Billboard at the top of NaNa Plaza, which was completely overrun with tourists, after 5 minutes, completely disappointed. To give you an idea, here are a few other go-go bars I visited: Baccara and Sharks on Soi Cowboy (both had the best selection of girls I've seen in BKK clubs, and if it came down to it, I would have easily ordered most of them), Cowboy 2: weak, as well as Rainbow 4 and 5 (or was it 3 and 4?) in NaNa, Spanky's in Nana had a pretty OK lineup, and a few others whose names I can't remember anymore were 50/50...

All in all, if I had to pay a barfine for a girl from a go-go bar, I would definitely start at the Baccara bar in Soi Cowboy on my next trip. But since I found the streets to be much more inviting and half the price – I don’t think I’ll be going to go-go bars much in the future, because the concept itself doesn’t appeal to me. They’re all the same, crappy loud music, you watch the girls shaking on stage while sucking on overpriced drinks before you choose one, you flood the lady with a drink or two to see if she’s any good and then barfine and drag her away. Basically, I’ll only go to go-go for one pervert, which I didn’t fulfill because they weren’t on the street – I desperately need to fuck a girl who has a full yakuza outfit with tattoos all over her back, ass and legs.. Those are only in go-go bars. I wanted to catch two in NaNa Plaza, one in Rainbow, but that one was clearly a scared fish, so I left it there and went to pick up a live, nice Vietnamese girl from the street, and the other one was in Spanky's and was alive enough to make a fortune on lady drinks and didn't want to let her go, at least not for an acceptable price (and I really didn't want to save money on her).

I spotted a few more, but I need an autistic threesome, I have to like the face, fit the figure and there has to be mutual chemistry + I don't like the club environment and wasting time, so I put it off until next time and instead of a lengthy treasure hunt in the dust, I quickly went out and within a few minutes it was no problem to catch beautiful, smiling and nice young ladies from Soi 4.

Most go-go bars charge 1000 baht for a barfine and 3000 baht for a girl, plus a few drinks for you and her for about 250 baht each when you try her out, and it often happens that the girl will be too lazy to go to your hotel, which is a 5-minute walk away, and will ask you to pay for some disgusting short-time room right next door, which is another few hundred baht (she gets a commission on that).

So on average it will cost you 6000 baht, but some of the better girls can cost much more than 3000. And I only like the best, so it's not exactly cheap fun and I hate haggling, I leave that to the Arabs and Indians, it would ruin the experience for me. Plus I'm more of an introvert and I don't like showing off in public in clubs and the music they play there gets on my nerves, so it's not my style at all - so I ended up not getting any Go-Go girls.

1000 baht = approx. 650 crowns.

Soi 4 ​​+ measurement with a mrdometer

The choice on Soi 4 ​​satisfied me so much that I didn't go to any other streets with freelancers or to Thermae (a bar where about a hundred freelance girls are waiting for a hookup) for a week, which was in my original battle plan.

However, I realized that I really didn’t need to go anywhere else – I was staying in a hotel on Soi 2, so going anywhere else was pointless, because I wouldn’t have a better selection anywhere else anyway. To give you an idea of ​​how good the selection was, my buddy and I came up with a scientific test with a sex meter. On Thursday night, we sat down at Stumble Inn, which is a bar at the very beginning of Soi 4 ​​next to the entrance to Nana Plaza – it’s right in the heart of Soi 4 ​​and the girls are making their rounds on the sidewalk just a meter below you. My buddy has a completely different taste in girls than I do, to the point that we rarely agree, and like me, he has very high standards.

At 1:30 a.m., we pulled out our click counter and every time a working girl we both agreed on walked past us on the street, we clicked her into the dataset. If only one of us wanted her, the other signaled veto power. We didn't count civilians and tried to avoid double-counting when we noticed a girl was going to another round and had already been counted. In the 30 minutes from 1:30 a.m. to 2:00 a.m., 46 hotties passed us by that we both agreed we would definitely give them, that's more than one per minute, and that's not counting the girls who weren't walking around the street but were standing in one place - like the Vietnamese enclave in front of The Mani Bar and Grill or the African corner across from the 7-11. I absolutely didn't expect such a smash rate before arriving.

The only downside is that the girls don't come out until after 22pm (of course there are a few earlier, but it's absolutely incomparable, it's a short distance from the equator and during the day it's 30-35°C every day, so no Asian girl will be standing there by mistake) - and the big selection doesn't really start until after 00pm. Every night I went out several times to "take the temperature" and I expected that after midnight the offer on the street would be significantly thinner. HOWEVER, in fact it gets even better after midnight and doesn't start to thin out until around 2:30am. Most hookers book short time, so you can count on the fact that even if someone blows your favorite in front of your nose, they'll usually come back in an hour and a half, most of them several times.

So for me there is only one problem, I personally prefer one girl for lunch and another for dinner, so I have to satisfy my desire for fuck in the sunshine elsewhere; otherwise Soi 4 ​​is unbeatable. I had Thai girls, Vietnamese girls and chocolates from Tanzania. Most of the girls would probably go with me for 1500-2000 baht (because I am not old, ugly, unwashed or drunk) if I wanted to bargain, but I offered each of them 3000 straight away, which they all immediately agreed to and then didn't want anything extra for kissing and sucking without.

A little generosity and gentlemanly behavior towards the ladies will usually ensure better service and I was lucky enough that all the girls were amazing (according to my colleagues, this is beyond the average experience). My advantage is of course my skin color and figure, which are very popular with Thai and Vietnamese girls, in fact most of them basically chose me, not the other way around. I rejected 5-10 proposals for each one I ended up going with, only with the chocolate beauties was I the one who chased them. One chocolate (which are at a premium) asked for 8000 baht just to see if I was a retard or if the semen on my brain had not clouded my ability to think, but three seconds later she happily agreed to 3000 (that was the only time I "negotiated").

Most of the girls spoke English like a high school senior somewhere in a district town, which is more than enough. Even if you happen to come across a non-speaker, the basic phrases are short time and long time , my hotel near and then just the number of fingers = the number of thousands of baht.

This is war – Vietnam

Overall, the best were the Vietnamese girls, and in bed two of them later told me that they took the extra 1000 baht as a farang surcharge because they suspected that I would have a bigger and harder dick than the average Asian guy and that I would fuck them for ten times as long – which were very logical and accurate estimates. It also turned out that they liked me and that they would forgive me the farang surcharge if I insisted, because tall younger farangs are very sexy in their eyes, even if they are a bit corpulent. This is actually NOT a bad thing (we are not talking about significant obesity and the Ozempic Valley); one girl of Filipino-Thai descent told me that in her circles, men with six-packs are considered weird or gay, unless they are professional athletes or something. In those cultures, it's obvious that someone who is well off shows it, and someone who takes too much care of their body instead of their family and especially making and spending money must be weird or hot. The youngest generation may not have it that way anymore, but I've dated girls around 24-30, my favorite category, I feel weird with "kids" under 21.

So all the crap I read online before that Thailand is no longer a farang paradise, that only rich Chinese and Koreans are in fashion now, is a bit of a lie. Just get out of the clubs and Pattaya; farang paradise is still a reality on Soi 4 ​​(just like in every other Southeast Asian country I've been to).

A guy who is an old Asia hand even claims that the best Vietnamese girls are on Soi 4, that it's better here than in Saigon. I'm only going to Vietnam next year, so I don't know, but accommodation and low chances of getting fucked clearly favor Bangkok. Vietnam fans should definitely consider the sidewalk in front of The Mani Bar and Grill on Soi 4.

One more thing about Vietnamese girls, or rather Asian women in general: they are generally not used to seeking pleasure for themselves; when you ask them what they like or what they would like to do, they usually say they don't know. Maybe it's a taboo that they are ashamed to talk about for some cultural reasons, I don't know. Anyway, I always try to find out what they like because it turns me on, and they are always amazed and say that Asians would usually not even think of trying to do it to a girl or make it as pleasant as possible. One Vietnamese girl then had several orgasms with me and then even asked me to lick her, which is really wild for Vietnam... and an average Tuesday in my beloved Colombia, ehheheh.

Africa Proconsularis

As for the chocolates, I had two girls from Tanzania, both with a touch of Ethiopian genes. Their features showed that they weren't lying; some other girls who offered themselves to me also claimed to be from Tanzania or Ethiopia, but from their appearance I suspect that it simply wasn't true. They probably have a feeling (or rather practical experience) that the Fereng would be afraid if they said they were from Eritrea, Zambia or Uganda...

The two I went with were shy young ladies around 20 years old, both had very beautiful faces, smooth skin and great round asses, one had a gold chain around her waist under her clothes, which she kept for sex, the colorful combination of gold and ebony drove me crazy, of course very exotic for a Czech Schweik - and with the royal service she provided me, I felt like a Roman proconsul in Carthage.

But I have to mention one unpleasant phenomenon that manifested itself here: both girls, despite being only in their early twenties and having no children, already had somewhat saggy breasts, as we know from documentaries about African villages… When they were dressed, you wouldn't have noticed them at all. But thanks to their nice behavior, great oral sex, amazing athletic asses and muscular backs, it was very easy to get over it, especially in the hyena dog position . A genetic curse on the poor girls that they don't deserve, but who among us hasn't been cursed by the gods of genetics in some way. I'd also prefer a bigger dick.

An evening with a surprise

And finally, there are also a lot of ladyboys on the street, but if you're not a total jerk, in 95%+ cases you can tell + you can always ask beforehand, they're not looking for conflict, but money. However, even so, one of my buddies and a very experienced nerd fucked someone he was convinced was a girl, just so that another girl wouldn't laugh at him that same evening that he actually fucked a ladyboy. He said he didn't recognize anything and that even the vagina looked and functioned normally. So if it's true (maybe just the other one was messing around) it could probably happen.

Venus and Poseidon

Of my two visits to clubs during daylight, one took place at the Poseidon club, around three in the afternoon. We took a tuk-tuk to boom-boom , the driver tried all the classic tuk-tuk tricks on us – he told us that Poseidon was closed, then that it sucked there and tried to take us somewhere else where he would get a commission, and so on. We laughed at him, saying that we knew all this, so that he should not try anything and go to Poseidon. At first he played dumb and tried to stop at another bordeaux somewhere halfway along the way, we laughed at him and when he saw that we simply would not get off, no matter what he said, he had to give up and take us where we wanted.

Since it was early, there were only about 10 girls on the 3rd floor instead of the 50 that are there in the evening, most of them from the higher price category (they have about 4 price categories and I only liked two that were expensive). I chose a nice, tall student from Chiang Rai, around 25 years old, with firm breasts, a sporty ass and a firm body. I forgot her stage name, but she cost 6800 baht for 90 minutes including the jacuzzi (it's a nicer more expensive place and this is the standard program) and luckily she liked me too, which was clear from the lineup, because the other one looked scared and otherwise I would have left unscathed and disappointed.

Thanks to our mutual sympathy, we had a fantastic ride and when it turned out that I was a real gentleman, she was able to relax and had several climaxes. Both before and after the act, she soaped me up like I was a little baby, albeit with an erotic touch, hehe. Being a farang is a plus, I can't imagine the girl in the room across from us having as much fun as mine, because her customer could only be described as a Mao Zedong lookalike.

Thanks to my girl it was worth it, but Poseidon is quite expensive; the atmosphere is much better than in go-go bars, but the location sucks, unless you do like me and get there on the way to Lumpinee. In the evening when there is a full lineup in the bar and you can have cocktails in the lounge bar between numbers it would definitely be better, but I didn't have time for that. And although my girl was great, the girls from Soi 4 ​​were great as well. We just showered together at my hotel instead of having them wash me off in the jacuzzi at Poseidon. Consider for yourself whether it is worth the extra 3-4 thousand baht and the unpleasantly long ride on the cue.

As for the nuru massage, I went for one afternoon session, also around 3pm, at Venus Massage on Soi Sukhumvit 3, just off Nana Plaza. There were only four girls available at the time, all of them good, but they wouldn't have made it through our sex tape measure on Soi 4. I chose the smileiest and best-endowed one, stage name Bina . 3000 baht per hour nuru + full service in a room with a jacuzzi. She spoke almost no English, but she was nice and interested in me, so that was fine. I don't want to waste my time on a "piece of meat that can take it", I'm looking for a pleasant experience for both parties.

The salon looked like someone's (poorer) home, definitely nothing fancy, but it was clean and acceptable. After she washed me thoroughly, we moved to the inflatable mattress and a short body to body with nuru gel came, she rode me with her tits for a while but soon turned me over, she gave me a good blowjob for two minutes and then quickly asked about riding, she was clearly horny. I came beaten up but she turned me on a lot, she rode me until I was exhausted and then she asked for a good ride on the mission, which she liked very much, with kissing her neck that almost paralyzed her in a state of deep pleasure. As a finale, I chose doggy style, where I could thoroughly squeeze her round and firm ass with the nuru gel. After finishing in the cloak, she was still nice and offered me a massage, but due to time constraints, I had to end the visit early and head to the airport, local traffic is crazy.

I wouldn't mind going back next time, but I'm pretty sure there are nicer salons with a much wider selection around Soi Cowboy, even early in the day. I'll make those my next task for next year.

All in all, BKK is a city full of life, definitely worth a visit. My advice is: get a hotel on Soi 4 ​​or nearby and hunt for a four. Whatever one may say, Bangkok is still a total blast and the party Mecca of the East and will definitely remain so for the rest of the century as long as I can stand it.

Let's meet.