Felicie – Litoměřice – 795475353
A warning to anyone who might have the same foolish idea of going to Litoměřice for a fuck.
A Czech woman took the order over the phone, someone else answered the phone in front of the house, and an elderly Polish woman opened the door for me.
I say I want half an hour. She says 2000 or 3000. Who the fuck would pay 3000 for an old polka?
Shower, Listerine in a shot glass, small towel.
Gel and start on the mission, but... She twists, straightens her thigh and even stuffs a paper napkin between us. Ok I can see that this will really be worth it...
She suggests we go spooning – honestly, this is the first time I’ve heard that. It’s upside down on top and crushes your leg. When I want to fuck her differently, she says no, that weird position doesn’t work… wtf?
Then she started saying that it wasn't time, that she was going to finish me off with her hand and that I should leave without showering. After a while, I said I was going.
I look at the clock outside and she could still be chasing me there.
So if anyone is considering it, they should go to a pub or somewhere else.
I really don't like the time-wasting and get-away-from-me approach.
- Price: 2000/30min
- Time: fuck
- Photos: fuck
- Age: 29 (estimated +20)
- 795 475 353


"Age: 29 (estimated +20)"
Is that spelling mistake or Google translation mistake? You are saying elderly Polish women so I guess it would be 40+?
Edit: No worries. It's 29+20 so 49, I was reading it wrong.