Through the eyes of a masseuse

Coco Chanel

A woman can make a problem, a hysterical scene and a salad out of nothing.
While showering, I thought of the following topic:
Personal hygiene:
as we know, there are various shower gels, soaps, cleansers, mainly for women: shampoo for hair, shower gel for the body, for the face, for the nipple, for the armpits, for the ass, for the legs, creams, here and there.
Guys have one way to change their hair, body, car, dishes, windows - it's already well known.
Because I sometimes travel to other cities for work, I want to save space in my bag and only take an intimate gel for myself, which I use all over my body - I say, you're a total bitch, wash yourself. (Then of course I go to buy all the serepets)
And if I forget this, I use men's gel and you should see the compliments, everyone tells me how nice I smell and even if I use men's deodorant, it's almost a proposal!
No Coco Chanel Mademoiselle for four thousand – I buy this once a year when I have a good week in Brno, so Sephora is right on the top of my list.

No, I always try to be soft and ready, sometimes even before the arrival of the client I clean my teeth freshly - in 90% of cases the client doesn't even arrive, so every time I brush my teeth for the fifth time, I guess correctly that no one will come and I will start another one part Street ;D

And I also thought about the topic: if I buy new clothes and the client wants to come a second time that week and writes if I could wear something nice: what?! 😀

Weakness this time, huh? But even so, something like this always lifts my spirits, and as much as I often feel like shitting on everything, this reminds me that there is still a "world out there" and that I belong to it a little too.

 

 

 

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Leon
November 12, 2024 13:53 am

Well, you're a piece of shit, I haven't laughed like that in a long time.
The other day, I washed myself with some kind of shower with flowers, and women were running around saying how masculine I smelled.

November 12, 2024 14:58 am

Hello ,
you're right girl Mine has half a drug store in the shower tray, and I have one stupid shower tray from Lídl. Look, a hole in the market. Throw yourself into the production of men's intimate cosmetics. The name "Cocot Chanel" would be ideal 😀 .
Better to have your teeth brushed 5 times than not once, and you can definitely find two nice panties too. Otherwise, if you're as good in bed as you are with a keyboard, then good, and if not, at least someone will laugh with you, so it's a win-win. So we had fun with the guys at the company.. 👌 K.

November 12, 2024 17:13 am

You are spot on with one washing liquid for all purposes. Sometimes I put my hair-body-face 3-in-1 gel in the washing machine and also on the bathroom mirror glass. My only complaint with it is that it's too difficult to shave with the same gel, I hope better products in the future. It's the side effect of living a bachelor life without a girlfriend.

Last edited 1 year ago by JonSnow
November 15, 2024 19:04 am

Keep writing, you have your own style and it's authentic, you did well to decide to try it... and you'll feel relieved 😀

November 28, 2024 01:42 am

keep writing, you're fine

November 28, 2024 01:42 am
Reply to  taurian

and any hints who you are?

November 6, 2025 22:10 am
Reply to  La.sla.pka

Would you be Laura? :)

November 7, 2025 07:19 am
Reply to  La.sla.pka

max at starbucks:D I haven't been to your place yet, but I was curious so I searched by your " code" names here on the website:D:D:D

November 7, 2025 07:58 am
Reply to  La.sla.pka

Well, I really missed you, too bad, we're one of those people who likes it when both parties know why we met in the apartment by the bed, there's no need to play with feelings when it's all about one thing anyway:D:D:D
Where would you be in Moravia if I ever wanted to take a trip abroad from Prague? :D

November 7, 2025 08:36 am
Reply to  La.sla.pka

You spit out the window and you're in Slovakia:D so I probably won't bet on it, hey:D:D:D but I still added you to my favorites just in case:D:D:D because even if the fucking is worth shit, God forbid, at least I'll laugh:D

November 7, 2025 09:42 am
Reply to  La.sla.pka

yes, it's important to believe in yourself:D especially when everyone's performance is a subjective assessment:D

November 7, 2025 09:40 am
Reply to  La.sla.pka

so if you put the number here, maybe the admin could solve it;) if he has the time and mood for it;)

November 7, 2025 15:36 am
Reply to  La.sla.pka

I'm quite interested in you, but I don't really know what website it is, where can we find you now? 😅

November 7, 2025 17:16 am
Reply to  La.sla.pka

I found you, unfortunately you're a bit too much for me, I'd have to jump off the train and make a real detour on my trips to Prague😁Anyway, I praise your pretty athletic figure👍

November 7, 2025 14:08 am

Coco as in Coco The Companion? The one who frequents Scandinavia and has 100-plus ridiculously fake reviews and profile photos that are easily a decade old? ...The outsized imagination and color in your writing makes me suspect so, but if that IS the case, you definitely won't reveal your identity here. …At least not the actual person people will meet if they fall for your comically deceptive ad and website. I fell for that sad scam last August.

coco-independent-companion.com

November 7, 2025 14:35 am
Reply to  WhiteRhino

That's not her, she already revealed her identity, even in this chat her name is mentioned.

November 7, 2025 15:08 am
Reply to  Juniper

It's a long train I only caught the end of. 👍🏼

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