Through the eyes of a masseuse

Santa Claus

Holy shit, she's a writer!
I've always had problems with doing things, even with some friends, it's never been easy with me.
Yesterday, a real grandpa came to me, he looked like Santa Claus and he was from America. Sympathetic, kind. We'll make an agreement, he'll pay, he started to undress, I had to help him take off his socks ;D he was fat, so he couldn't get there. Well, my legs are really like my grandfather's, purple toenails, nails longer than my legs (I'm 160 cm), but that's fine, I'm not a nitpicker who looks around to see where someone has a tip or a hair, yeah, I just don't really care about this.
He then clearly explains that the woman's satisfaction is far more important to him than his own. Oh well, yes. Well, grandpa doesn't make much of a fuss, he goes straight down and starts licking me. With the style that he immediately sucks himself directly on the man, without any caressing or preparation, after all, he has to kiss the woman a little everywhere, on the thighs, nipples, on the stomach, as slowly as to relax and excite her and not to suck right away like a vacuum cleaner right on that point and sucks sucks now hey he's just knocking his head as if a vacuum cleaner really stuck to me and it goes and goes xD
And it's so stupid that he wasn't even at any specific point, I just wouldn't do it even if I wanted to. Well, I'm lying down, I'm trying to laugh and I can see that this won't end, he'll be stuck there for maybe an hour.
I don't normally act out orgasms because a normal guy can tell and I'm not an actress.
I decided to make an exception with him, so I grab him by the head, start screaming and slowly make myself, I knock myself like a pig being slaughtered, I crush his head with my feet, I wonder if I don't pull out the few hairs on his head knock knock knock and that's it! Ok thank you very much!
He looked happy so I was relieved, but then he moved his tongue to the hole to taste my post-orgasmic fluid. I say to myself, yeah, dude, nothing will happen here, I subtly swish it in my palm and put it on Julča. Prej hmmm you taste excellent! 😀
I'm telling you, now I'm going to make you happy, yeah:D Pinďour didn't work very well, so just kick out the softies.
Well, a great "chat" followed 😀 He didn't shut up, he spoke English and quickly, so I don't understand every other word, but as they say: "If you don't know or don't understand, smile and shout". So I'm kidding.
We dragged on by a good 15 minutes, that's the same miracle for a private person as it is for a masseuse, when he can see Julča! 😀
Well done, I'll help him into his socks, he went to pee about three more times to make sure he didn't sneeze outside and cheers for the bypass.

 

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October 29, 2024 19:12 p.m

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This article was the best thing that happened to me today 😂

October 29, 2024 22:41 p.m

This is so stupid it's funny! 😀

October 30, 2024 07:38 p.m

This is hilarious!!!! “A vacuum…” 😂😂😂😂

October 30, 2024 10:54 p.m

You definitely have a future career option as an erotic comedy novelist. Keep up the good work.

June 1, 2025 15:58 p.m

We dragged on for a good 15 minutes, it's the same miracle for a private client as it is for a masseuse when he can see the girl!

Hehe, if you only knew what sometimes happens at massages 😉

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