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Another interesting email :-)

A new user registered here and the first thing he did was to send me this email. It's nice that he wants to do everything right from the beginning 😂 Unfortunately, he probably thinks it's important 🙈

Hello,

I'm sorry for being stupid, but I would like to write a massage review, in the instructions you say that you need to attach a photo of the masseuse. How should I tell her, please, I need to take a picture of you, I would be afraid that she would kick me in the balls.

thanks for the reply.

hopping rabbit

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January 9, 2024 12:00 p.m

🤣 🤣 but I'm already looking forward to his reviews

January 9, 2024 12:17 p.m

Well, I hope you told him yes, preferably with lightning

January 9, 2024 12:17 p.m

Oh god…..is anyone really that stupid? Haha xd ahh ahh….probably some young boy. pshaps it's a scam (not saying it has to be like that) but I just thought of the nick that it could be someone from Rabbit hall because from what I've heard, want to be the best the massage parlor and their behavior towards other people and masseuses does not mean anything to them. That's all.:

January 9, 2024 20:53 p.m
Reply to  just Philip

Filip... Your imagination is endless🤔🤔🤔 I hope that when we stop entertaining you, we won't be reading this about our salon here... Yes, the masseuses change different salons and it's already been talked about😂😂😩😂.

January 9, 2024 12:24 p.m

A prankster or a pure-blooded jerk?

January 9, 2024 12:27 p.m

I hope you agree with him, the photos could be interesting. 😂

January 9, 2024 12:52 p.m

Write to him that it is usually done by covering your balls with your left hand and taking pictures with your right hand. You just forgot to mention it in the instructions. 🫣

January 9, 2024 12:57 p.m
Reply to  Sktr

I'm squatting down to deal with things, sucking on my notebook and suddenly burst out laughing after your post. it couldn't stand it.

January 9, 2024 14:28 p.m
Reply to  long.tongue

Are you coming here from work? Good… 😃

January 9, 2024 15:05 p.m
Reply to  Aladar

well, it doesn't matter to me, no one controls me 😇 that is, except for my fucking strict other self - I mean the inquisitor.

January 9, 2024 15:06 p.m
Reply to  Sktr

Your balls or the masseuses'?🤔

January 9, 2024 15:25 p.m
Reply to  Tweedledumb

🤔You were with Sakura in Nirvana?

January 9, 2024 17:48 p.m
Reply to  Sktr

I haven't had that particular honor yet, but I sometimes go to Thai😅

January 9, 2024 15:07 p.m
Reply to  admin

I'm really proud of you, this can't be done. It's really not enough for me. I just have to do the bouncing rabbit and I'm on my knees.

January 9, 2024 19:15 p.m
Reply to  admin

No, you just don't want to get on your nerves with stupid questions (and sometimes very rude newbies), don't you? 😀

k69
January 9, 2024 14:44 p.m

I laughed my ass off when I read it. Fortunately, I was sitting on a big pot, so it turned out well (in the bowl) 😀

January 9, 2024 18:47 p.m
Reply to  k69

Hmmmm….. 🤮

k69
January 9, 2024 19:45 p.m
Reply to  Daniella

Don't worry, it was just good quality fecal humor 😅

January 9, 2024 20:13 p.m
Reply to  k69

Hans Christian Andersen...

k69
January 9, 2024 22:58 p.m
Reply to  Daniella

😀

January 9, 2024 23:13 p.m
Reply to  k69

Yep...he also wrote fairy tales

January 9, 2024 19:36 p.m
Reply to  k69

Hit. The right guy must always be able to handle himself!😃

user1902
January 9, 2024 18:08 p.m

it is ideal at the moment of climax, so that the photo is as authentic as possible

January 9, 2024 22:18 p.m

In his case, I would be in favor of an exception. If, by chance, the young lady didn't want to wait for the photo shoot, he could try painting her for us. That shouldn't bother the girls anymore 😉

I can totally imagine how he wants a photo, the lady kicks him in the balls, how he writes and he doesn't disappoint and fulfill the assigned task, that he might even knock on the roommate next door...

I'm going to laugh, it cheered me up

January 10, 2024 01:06 p.m
Reply to  betabb

Hey hey hey….we might have another one of a kind here. I think they would be drawings of the tip: Aha - Take on me. After all, he is also painting the girl there, or in fact the whole clip is made like a drawing, so....:))) in the worst case, it could end up like cartoons from Charles Bridge, hehe

January 11, 2024 18:56 p.m
Reply to  just Philip

take on me

When I feel as vain as Luton

I'm going to lift my ego on the futon

I don't care that I have a hairy back

if I don't wipe myself after shit

the marinade will remain

the smell of cheese can be felt as far as the corner,

when the masseuse reveals

cheese behind the rim,

I have a refined sense of humor

as Mirek Forced,

her view of men

forever disgusted me

She liked it very much

when i reached for the cockroach

after my visit he is struggling for a week,

to stay mentally healthy

she would rather kick me out..

but just a little is enough

the seed flies in every direction

I'm faster than Vettel in this..

I open this poetry battle…

(Do you think I could make a living from poetry too?)

January 11, 2024 16:35 p.m

Sour grapes gentlemen. You laugh at him, but the hopping rabbit has shown you a fundamental flaw in all previous reviews. Here it's the same "the photos fit perfectly", "it's probably her, but ten years ago", "she also has piercings and tattoos" and yet so little is enough. Turn on the light, position (the masseuse) and take a picture from the front, back, left and right profile, or the most interesting detail, and there are no problems. Those who want to stand out attach a video.

k69
January 13, 2024 08:24 p.m
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